NEWS 16 JANUARY 2005

HOWARD PLANS TO SAVE £35 BILLION
Michael Howard has unveiled plans of how to save £35bn and put it the savings back into schools and the NHS. Yeah, they need it.

IT’S A BABY!
A woman in Romania has given birth to a baby girl, the mother being aged 67. So it is very plausible that when the kid reaches school, its mum may be deceased and in the meantime it is going to have a right problem with breast feeding those dried up old udders.

BLAIR AND THE OLYMPICS
Tony Blair has expressed a huge desire for the UK to host the 2012 Olympics which would bring “unparalleled social and economical benefits”. He also describes it as a “prize worth fighting for”. Suppose so.