NEWS 13 JANUARY 2005

PRINCE HARRY DRESSED AS NAZI
Parts of the country are in uproar today as pictures of Prince Harry dressed in a Nazi costume at a fancy dress party have made their way onto the front pages of some newspapers. I thought initially the pictures were taken from the Royal Family’s Christmas party. And rumours that the costume was a loaner from Philips remain at that, unconfirmed rumours.

THATCHER COUP
Sir Mark Thatcher has been fined £265,000 for his part in an alleged coup attempt Equatorial Guinea. He also got a four year suspended prison sentence. Which is apparently still preferable to four years around his mum.