NEWS 3 JANUARY 2005

THE TSUNAMI IN ASIA
After predicted death tolls of 150,000, official death tolls today reach as 140,000 as obviously the story continues to lead the news. They have however now hunted down one of the people sending out emails about fake casualties, so now they will tsunami him. The TV pictures are still proving too distressing to watch/view and the story is something people do not really want to discuss.

SUICIDE BOMBER BLOWS UP CAR IN BAGHDAD
I didn’t even realise they had cars in Iraq, I thought Saddam had used them all in building his WMDs.

THIEVES TAKE BRAIN REMOTE CONTROL
They’ve invented such a contraption?

WOMEN ESCAPE CAR INSURANCE
Well that’s just not fair is it, equal opportunities and all. Next they’re be letting off illegal immigrants for not requiring car insurance because they don’t have it anyway (joking).