NEWS 14 JANUARY 2005

PRINCE HARRY’S STRUGGLE
For a second day that silly sod Prince Harry makes the cover of newspapers for wearing his Nazi costume in public. Suggestions are being made that he now visit Auschwitz as some kind of reparation. Whether he is to go wearing the outfit has not been specified. Another suggested form of punishment is to make him watch Schindler’s List. Yeah, that would really teach him, an afternoon watching telly. Maybe while forcing him to watch Steven Spielberg World War 2 movies, perhaps the could do a double bill of that with 1941. Now that really would teach him.

GAZA CROSSING ATTACKS
Six Israelis have been killed in an attack at the Israel and Gaza crossing point. A truck was driven into a wall and shots were exchanged as three people were killed from each division.

HIGHER FINES FOR HIGHER SOCIETY
The are government plans afoot for raising fines for minor offenses for higher earners in society. The example of a fine increase given is that the maximum fine for failing to stop after an accident would triple to £15,000! David Davies has criticised the plan but otherwise, this Buds for you.